dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

(via spencerspocketcondom)

entropic-dissonance:

Jesus died for your environmentally friendly energy alternatives

entropic-dissonance:

Jesus died for your environmentally friendly energy alternatives

(via kelseymarilyn)

hotweiners:

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

Layers and layers of communist propaganda

(via spacecamps)

stagling:

i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways

(via thelonehuman)

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via futurebandwhore)

garydactyl:

I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes

(via futurebandwhore)

one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die 

(via futurebandwhore)