^ Extremely pungent and overly pretentious ^

 

Saying goodbye to my two favourite teachers this year. I’ve had Mrs. Schwartzhoff and Mrs. Finch for two years now, and next year is going to feel so weird without them.

Greg being Señora Schwartzhoff.  (Taken with instagram)

Greg being Señora Schwartzhoff. (Taken with instagram)

Is that what you call a get away?
Tell me what you got away with.
Cause I’ve seen more spine in jelly fish.
Seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
So have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there’s ice on all the roads.
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt.
And again when your head goes through the windshield.

Brand New

Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know.
Like how to deal with despair and someone breaking your heart.

Brand New

killjoytom:

1st period: Movie
2nd period: Test/brownies!
3rd period: Movie (and find out one of my best friend’s girlfriend who goes to a school not far from here is in a real lockdown which is scary as shit)
4th period: MOVIE!

5th period: Bullshitting in Spanish.
6th period: Movie
7th period: Who fucking knows? Nothing important.

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on